one day you'll get it, maybe i will too?

one day i aspire to own a roof garden.
"Who are you? and why didn’t you have pants on as you were strolling down 21st street at 330 in the morning? Suit jacket, check. shoes and socks, check. gallon of water, check. BUT NO PANTS! it was probably the funniest thing i’ve seen all summer. You were walking as if you had no clue that your pants were even missing. I’d like to help return your pants to the rightful owner. and I’d really love to hear the story of how you lost them to begin with."